June 13, 2008

Happy 60th Birthday Dad!

So how would you like a Chuck Norris Mandle for your birthday? Have a great day, we are thinking of you. I made us a brownie dessert to have with some ice cream.....after the pizza of course. We miss you so much! ...Kari

Chuck Norris facts:

-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves



-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

-Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.

-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

-Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

-He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

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